
The Shadow Loop
As observed by the Department of Cosmic Accountability

The Building noticed.
It happened fast.
Before the thought.
Before the explanation.
Before the story you told yourself about why it “wasn’t like that.”
You said you were fine.
Your face disagreed.
Immediate Deflection
You laughed.
Not because it was funny.
Because laughing bought you time.
You added a joke.
Then a clarification.
Then a disclaimer.
You stayed likable.
No one asked follow-up questions.


Intern Zero — That’s You
You didn’t mean anything by it.
You never do.
You were just:
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stating an observation
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being honest
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playing devil’s advocate
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asking a question
You are very reasonable.
The reaction already happened.
Observed Behavior
Someone pushed a button.
You do not have that button.
You explained this at length.
Your voice got slower.
Your tone got nicer.
Your words got sharper.
You remained calm.


Staff Interaction
Karmic Karen appeared.
She said:
“I’m just being honest.”
You agreed instantly.
You said it louder.
With better phrasing.
And plausible deniability.
Karen nodded.
You felt understood.
By the wrong person.
Narrative Control
You reframed it.
You contextualized it.
You zoomed out.
You explained your intent.
You mentioned growth.
You referenced self-awareness.
No one mentioned the behavior.
Perfect.


Custodial Record
The Cognitive Janitor reviewed the area.
They noted:
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tone mismatch
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emotional residue
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unexplained defensiveness
They looked at you.
“This mess is mine.”
Then quietly:
“But you made it.”
They swept around it.
Carefully.
Compliance Review
You labeled the incident:
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a misunderstanding
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a projection
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someone else’s sensitivity
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not that serious
The Building accepted the paperwork.
No accountability required.
At this time.


Final Observation
The Shadow did not hide.
It acted.
Then explained itself away.
You stayed “above it.”
The same reaction will return
under a different name.
